Why do women fake it?

Remember that really funny scene in that old movie “When Harry Met Sally”?… you know, the part where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in the middle of a packed diner, crazy funny, but good, she’s good! So… yes, some women fake it, bad bad news for the guys. To begin and for those who are wondering, no, I’ve never faked it… I’m way too straight-forward and honest to bring myself down to that, plus, I’m a sucky actress lol.

So this subject came up on Twitter last night, after watching an episode on Seinfeld, you go figure! I just had to sit down and brush the subject a little. 70%… that’s what studies say, 70% of women fake it, ouch! Maybe they don’t do it all the time, but there is a very high probability that it has happened. Funny thing is, how many times have you heard a guy say “Oh if a woman would fake it with me, I would know for sure”?… yea buddy, keep telling yourself that!

I’m a woman, and I have lived a little, not to say a lot… and oh have I talked about sex with so many of my girlfriends through the years. I can tell you, that when most women have sex with their boyfriends or husbands, I’d say about 99.7 (The other 0.3% belongs to my sunshine) have faked it! AND, 100% of those times, all of them swear that the poor guy never knew the difference… ouch again! Its no secret that men like to think that when they make love to a woman, that she is actually having the best sex of her life, or at the very least, that he has completely satisfied her. Unfortunately, that is not always the case, so sad! I once heard this girl say that some nights she’d let the actress in her come out and let her man feel good, you know, not to ruin his fun. Heck, that must be bad having nights like those, what ever happened to mutual satisfaction? Girls, we have as much right to get it as we like to give it… so if you’re not getting it, maybe its time to move on!

People, this is not our grandma’s generation, speak up! Yea us women realize how fragile the male ego is but we’re not doing them any favors by faking it and letting them walk away thinking they’re the king of the jungle. Geez, we’re not doing each other any favors by faking it… some guys need to know that they suck at the job! Now be careful tho, no need to say “hurry up and finish because I’m exhausted” or “get off me, it’s just not happening tonight”… be gentle… remember that us women are very much responsible for our own orgasms too, so keep that in mind next time you’re ready to pull off an Oscar winning Oh!

A little extra fun:

Wife: - “I’d really like to try to have an orgasm tonight”
Husband: - “What do you mean? Don’t you always?”
Wife: “hmmm.. no”
Husband: “You have been faking it!?”
Wife: “Yea, sometimes… sorry!”
Husband:  “How many times have you faked it?”
Wife: “uhh… over twenty”
Husband: “Twenty times!!?”
Wife: “No honey, over twenty years”

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